Katie Holmes is pregnant. The story appeared in People magazine and was confirmed by Tom Cruise's spokesperson and sister, Lee Anne DeVette.

In other news, paparazzi are not responsible for the fender bender Lindsay Lohan was in a few days ago, reports The LA Times

Looks like one more Scientologist in the basket. Let the alien world domination begin!

Poor Katie, Scientologists are said to require giving birth without painkillers - or screaming. Ouch.

Maybe they'll give her a piece of wood to bite on while giving birth.

I dunno -- I'd join Scientology too for a piece of that pie.

L. Ron Hubbard's ghost must be smiling, wherever he may be.