Tom Cruise Returns to Earth and Fires Sister
 

Crazy Tom, as the rounds have begun to go, seems to have sobered up of late, after a summer filled with a wild ride of jumping about in the Oprah Winfrey Show, arguing with talk show hosts and making enemies of psychologists among a growing list of bizarre behavior.

Such behavior began not long after the devout Scientologist fired his previous PR manager to put in place his sister, Lee Anne De Vette as his publicist.

All that controversy didn’t appear to work on the “there’s no such thing as bad publicity” angle, as his popularity took a tailspin lower than the hidden War of the Worlds ships below ground.

He finally fired his sister De Vette and enlisted the power PR firm Rogers & Cowan.

Seems like those space aliens weren’t much of a help this time. Or maybe they suggested the Rogers & Cowan move.

So much for that betting pool. Next up is his divorce with-- oh wait TomKat hasn’t even married yet.